The Cottage Weekender
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Taste buds everywhere declare: our famous flavours are both a blast from the past and a new taste trend! What’s the secret to their everlasting popularity? Their delightful freshness? The way they squeak when you bite? Their brilliant colours? Their mysteriously magical smell? We may never know. It’s all that and more
This weekend, you’re bringing back the good old days.
This weekend, you’re bringing back the good old days. Tech-free, living outdoors, taking naps. Snacking when you please on what you please. Bring it on!
When you want to get away from it all and enjoy life’s simple pleasures, nothing beats the Cottage Weekender. It’s a kilogram of pure sweet delight!
It might look like a lot at first. But wait till the gang shows up. Your stash will run out quicker than the weekend flies by. More than enough, you thought? Heed these words of wisdom: seize the moment (and the one kilo package).
of pure delight
Still peanut and nut-free, so you can eat them anywhere, anytime, with anyone. Like back in the days when hardly anyone knew allergies were a thing.
P.S This package is resealable, for when you want to impress the girl next door by saving a few candies just for her. If she says no when you ask for a slow dance, they’ll be there tomorrow to soothe your sorrow. Sweet and sour candies mend broken hearts.
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